Dave Ex Machina

yourfriendmax:

“I don’t sit in while you’re running it down. I don’t carry a gun. I drive a space cab.”

fuckyeahdementia:

time well spent

(Source: ripshannon)

legozz:

Don Pettit - International Space Station: “I repaired a valve that is in our CO2 scrubber system. It has a polished ball valve seat that makes for a good picture. Also used some of the space station LEGO as a means to hold the valve parts in their proper order while I made the repair.” (via google+)

jhameia:

maevele:

whatfreshhellisthis:

[Photograph of David Bowie grocery shopping in a cowboy hat. He’s been caught mid stride with his hips swinging out slightly to the right.]

fuckablezombie:

David Bowie in a cowboy hat grocery shopping? Ohhhhh goodmorning.

Bwdowevbdwbwbw

~Hello Mr Bowie would you like to see my panties oh too bad they flew off at a hundred miles an hour when you walked in~

what are words.

:O 

Somehow I’ve never quite ever been able to imagine him doing something as ordinary as grocery-shopping. I mean, really, it’s David Bowie. I. Um. IDK anymore.

Photo of @grocerybowie in action!

lunatictoons:

Sittin’ on a Backyard Fence

friendlyatheist:

You can’t vote on civil rights. That is why they are called rights.

(Source: chopperhugs)

“Guys, I want you to fund my project where I tell people how handouts are bad.”

(Source: yourkickstartersucks)

(via Stay for a Long Weekend, and Listen! | Dave Ex Machina)

nevver:

“Perhaps, when we remember wars, we should take off our clothes and paint ourselves blue and go on all fours all day long and grunt like pigs. That would surely be more appropriate than noble oratory and shows of flags and well-oiled guns.” — Kurt Vonnegut, Cat’s Cradle

yourkickstartersucks:

word processors??? word WHAT?? I DONT KNOW HOW TO USE THE COMPUTOID!!!

Do people not know that there are dozens of print-on-demand sites for shirts and bumper stickers and such?